custom made tennessee typewriters /// art machines for the technofascist free

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we create the best custom tennessee typewriters by crushing spirit-destroying technofascist complication for pure analog art machinery. we design and deliver artificial intelligence free machines of creativity, skill and utility. buy one and you will discover a TYPEWRITER.WORKS art typewriter is an enlightened way of expression.

like the cassette to musicians, our tennessee typewriters are liberation from “the cloud,” freedom from categorization by surveillance capitalist lords and independence from brainwashing a.i. “suggestions.”

what do you think kerouac or hemmingway or joyce or dickinson would say about this crap? they’d put “a flock of seagulls” in their walkman and run, run so far away.

commission a unique vision of reality and illusion by clicking TYPEWRITER DREAMS below for your very own made-to-order analog art machine.

because everyone deserves a one-of-a-kind custom tennessee art typewriter.  especially YOU!

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WE WRITE WITH TYPEWRITERS.  NOT DEVICES OF TECHNOFASCIST SURVEILLANCE CAPITALISM.

do you seek liberty from the ubiquitous technofeudalism of modern digital life, where our every click and every lingering pause over an advert is used to market back at us, the witless serfs of surveillance capitalist masters? are you frustrated by the sickening barrage of limited-life pieces of crap society thinks we must consume that our every waking moment might feed the greed of technofascist billionaire masters? click click scroll scroll oooo like!

congratulations, you just made a billionaire richer.

it’s ubiquitous, the reign of surveillance gadgets for every task we humans once did ourselves with skill, like driving and remembering phone numbers. we loved and slept and walked and worked out without all our thoughts & dreams data being sent to corporate control centers. this is the insidious onslaught of unregulated capitalism. it sells freedom while observing you like a zoo animal. it fools you into thinking you are consuming more than it is consuming you.

is this how you’d like your life to be, gen z? is being techno-feudal chum to billionaire sharks appealing? probably not.

but GOOD NEWS! there is a way out of the chattel grounds!

 

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everyone deserves a one-of-a-kind art typewriter!

typewriters promote positive mental health and enhance critical thinking skills.

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185 jb lane

sharps chapel, tn  37866

open hours

M – F:  10am – 6pm (eastern time)

S – S:  whatever i feel like

Email

a.i.sucks@typewriter.works

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