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artificial intelligence for artificial people postcard

$4.40

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put it in your oldest typewriter and say hello to your cousin billy bob in prison, or your rowdy great aunt “pull my finger” francine, or to an old friend who thinks elon musk is a genius who invented twitter.

these postcards are made from thick high-quality matte paper so they’ll survive getting lost for two weeks in the bowels of a post office distribution center in memphis and arrive in legible condition for all your friends and family to shake their heads at with disapproval as they ask alexa where to get an acceptable postcard to use in reply.

ha! joke’s on them! alexa will send them to amazon! fifty bucks well spent, huh suckers?

 

NOTE:  i don’t know what the reverse side looks like.  it may be blank or have lines on one end for addressing the thing.  i dunno.  i’d prefer blank so i can simply type in the name & address without trying to fit on weirdly spaced lines, but that’s just me, i’m weirdly spaced lines averse.  i take medication for it.  anyway, go section 3 of the 14th amendment!  wooo!

put it in your oldest typewriter and say hello to your cousin billy bob in prison, or your rowdy great aunt "pull my finger" francine, or to an old friend who thinks elon musk is a genius who invented twitter.

these postcards are made from thick high-quality matte paper so they'll survive getting lost for two weeks in the bowels of a post office distribution center in memphis and arrive in legible condition for all your friends and family to shake their heads at with disapproval as they ask alexa where to get an acceptable postcard to use in reply.

ha! joke's on them! alexa will send them to amazon! fifty bucks well spent, huh suckers?

• cardboard paper
• paper weight: 7.67–10.32 oz/yd² (260–350 g/m²)
• size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm)
• coated outer surface

Additional information

Weight0.01 lbs

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