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batman’s fucking typewriter

$600.00

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surely you’ve seen the meme. i grabbed a couple off some rando blogs so you can get the joke if you never knew. but i suspect that anyone on this page already gets the joke. if not, fuck you. it’s batman’s typewriter.

good day. thank you for checking out batman's fucking typewriter (BFT).

how the heck did i end up with batman's fucking typewriter? the story is detailed on the typewritten page with the photos. you'll discover batman's fucking typewriter is a fascist killing machine for those with edgy humor.

if you'd like to see more, check out a two-minute video at our youtube:

youtube.com/watch?v=P-YzOEn5tH8

they age restricted it because i use a word kids hear every day. the fucking horror!

buyer of batman's fucking typewriter will get the original mp4 set up for your own personal download to regale your friends on your surveillance capitalism tracking camera-phone.

when i received the typewriter, it was grungy everywhere. it was disassembled, given a chemical bath, blown dry with an air compressor, then with 30 pointy cotton swabs with wooden handles, BFT was painstakingly detailed.

while this was occurring, the body was sanded, painted black, sanded again but only in spots to give the worn look, then decorated with typewriter.works waterslide graphics on the bottom and back. custom badges were fabricated and set in place. the sides and case were covered with carefully applied automotive vinyl in "shadow camo" design. finally, everything was painted with many coats of matte clear to protect the gnarly finish.

inside, every millimeter is covered in black felt. BFT is a stealthy machine.

to top it off, BFT comes with the typewriter.works ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR GUARANTEE as well as a TWO-YEAR WARRANTY against mechanical failure.

questions? hit that contact page & contact me!

have a wonderful everything, folks. thanks again for looking and also for having a good sense of humor.

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