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join the TEM and be #1 with your recycled unisex basketball jersey

$38.00

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looking for a basketball jersey that will take your game to the next level? well, this ain’t it ’cause a fuckin’ jersey won’t make you better or worse. only genetic blessings can do that. and hard work. and maybe good sneakers.  regardless of your b-ball court prowess, if you like basketball jerseys and sticking it to the technofascist man, then we have good news!

it’s the TEM #1 jersey!

besides being the envy of nobody ’cause them punk kids are fine with the anxiety of missing out on bullshit and couldn’t operate a mechanical device like a typewriter or a manual transmission to save their lives from zombie hordes, you’ll also harm nothing and nobody with the TEM #1 jersey’s recycled polyester fabric. the earth will thank you.

this high-tech jersey is designed to keep you cool and dry even in the heat of not giving a hoot about what they say. wear it out on a t-shirt and be a trendsetter. trendsetter.  not transgender.  although you folks would look great in this, too. i’m pretty good at sticking to the topic, huh?  who ever imagined the typewriter of death on a worn blackened paper grunge back would become a killer basketball jersey?

nobody but them madman behind typewriter.works. that’s who. and now YOU can partake in that madness with all the overabundant joy of the trash talk after a four-point play.

looking for a basketball jersey that will take your game to the next level? well, this ain't it 'cause a fuckin' jersey won't make you better or worse. only genetic blessings can do that. and hard work. and maybe good sneakers.  regardless of your b-ball court prowess, if you like basketball jerseys and sticking it to the technofascist man, then we have good news!

it's the TEM #1 jersey!

besides being the envy of nobody 'cause them punk kids are fine with the anxiety of missing out on bullshit and couldn't operate a mechanical device like a typewriter or a manual transmission to save their lives from zombie hordes, you'll also harm nothing and nobody with the TEM #1 jersey's recycled polyester fabric. the earth will thank you.

this high-tech jersey is designed to keep you cool and dry even in the heat of not giving a hoot about what they say. wear it out on a t-shirt and be a trendsetter. trendsetter.  not transgender.  although you folks would look great in this, too. i'm pretty good at sticking to the topic, huh?  who ever imagined the typewriter of death on a worn blackened paper grunge back would become a killer basketball jersey?

nobody but them madman behind typewriter.works. that's who. and now YOU can partake in that madness with all the overabundant joy of the trash talk after a four-point play.

• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²)
• two-way stretch fabric
• moisture-wicking material (also protects from bullets shot by john wick)
• regular fit, not tight for skinny folks and not loose for fat ones but just right, goldilocks.
• UPF50+ protection from bears.
• side panels that can be designed
• fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and global recycled standard (GRS) certified

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