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the importance of spelling and grammar in one minimalist tombstone backpack

$52.00

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do you feel like you’re carrying half of your belongings with you at all times? that’s a bummer. unless you’re a student. then awww-yeah! student or not, this backpack is sure to test the spelling and punctuation comprehension of even the smartest 8th grade graduate.

the pack has a spacious inside compartment with a pocket (for your technofascist roidpad) and a hidden back pocket for safekeeping your most valuable items like your weed, man. stash that gram in an empty chap-stick container. that saved my ass a bunch of times when i was in high school. in the 1980s when i’d smoke up in airplane bathrooms and then order rum & coke doubles at seventeen ’cause the stewardesses didn’t care, flying was fun and “keep the change” while handing over a twenty was always a winner.  it was a different world before you fucking wankers were even born.  it wasn’t on a screen.  it was riding motorcycles without helmets and punk rock mosh pits, bitches.  as a side note to the fucking wankers, could you please hurry up and kill off the boomers? they ruined flying, turned government into legal bribery with money for war but oh no not health care or education.  so listen, we gen-xers gave you cocksuckers google and grunge fucking rock and after turning empty drought-stricken pools into halfpipes, skateboarding is now a freaking olympic event.  we’re really sorry about elon musk but we’re tired.  it’s your job to kill off the boomers.  and take elon with ’em, too.  and zuckerberg.  thanks.

and also, buy more motorcycles! learn to use manual transmissions! they’re fun. i promise.

finally, this thing looks like a freakin’ tombstone!  how rad is that?

very.

do you feel like you're carrying half of your belongings with you at all times? that's a bummer. unless you're a student. then awww-yeah! student or not, this backpack is sure to test the spelling and punctuation comprehension of even the smartest 8th grade graduate.

the pack has a spacious inside compartment with a pocket (for your technofascist roidpad) and a hidden back pocket for safekeeping your most valuable items like your weed, man. stash that gram in an empty chap-stick container. that saved my ass a bunch of times when i was in high school. in the 1980s when i'd smoke up in airplane bathrooms and then order rum & coke doubles at seventeen 'cause the stewardesses didn't care, flying was fun and "keep the change" while handing over a twenty was always a winner.  it was a different world before you fucking wankers were even born.  it wasn't on a screen.  it was riding motorcycles without helmets and punk rock mosh pits, bitches.  as a side note to the fucking wankers, could you please hurry up and kill off the boomers? they ruined flying, turned government into legal bribery with money for war but oh no not health care or education.  so listen, we gen-xers gave you cocksuckers google and grunge fucking rock and after turning empty drought-stricken pools into halfpipes, skateboarding is now a freaking olympic event.  we're really sorry about elon musk but we're tired.  it's your job to kill off the boomers.  and take elon with 'em, too.  and zuckerberg.  thanks.

and also, buy more motorcycles! learn to use manual transmissions! they're fun. i promise.

finally, this thing looks like a freakin' tombstone!  how rad is that?

very.

• made from 100% polyester
• fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) in height, 12.2″ (31 cm) in width, and 5.5″ (14 cm) in diameter
• capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 l)
• max carry weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• water-resistant material
• top zipper has 2 sliders with zipper pullers attached to each
• silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators

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Weight0.4 lbs

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