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the most patriotic trucker hat in the world / TYPEWRITER FOR PRESIDENT / red, white & blue

$22.00

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this is the most patriotic trucker cap in the whole world! pay no attention to all the other “most patriotic trucker hats in the world.”  they’re losers.  there is only ONE most patriotic trucker hat in the world and it’s this one!

TYPEWRITER FOR PRESIDENT.

technofascists.  whatrya gonna do?  i’ll tell you what we’re gonna do!  we’re gonna elect TYPEWRITER FOR PRESIDENT.

typewriter’s never gonna give you upnever gonna let you downnever gonna run around and desert you!never gonna make you crynever gonna say goodbyenever gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

that’s what technofascists do!

 

stupid technofascists.  always cheating on us with their most expensive yachts in the world, space flights and social media/technofascist propaganda networks while people starve and die homeless.

that was a buzz kill, huh?

this is the most patriotic trucker cap in the whole world! pay no attention to all the other "most patriotic trucker hats in the world."  they're losers.  there is only ONE most patriotic trucker hat in the world and it's this one!

TYPEWRITER FOR PRESIDENT.

technofascists.  whatrya gonna do?  i'll tell you what we're gonna do!  we're gonna elect TYPEWRITER FOR PRESIDENT.

typewriter's never gonna give you upnever gonna let you downnever gonna run around and desert you!never gonna make you crynever gonna say goodbyenever gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

that's what technofascists do!

 

stupid technofascists.  always cheating on us with their most expensive yachts in the world, space flights and social media/technofascist propaganda networks while people starve and die homeless.

that was a buzz kill, huh?

made with 100% polyester front and 100% nylon mesh weave back, these hats super durable through regular wear and tear. but only regular.  any irregular wear and tear and these thing'll fall apart faster than a tr*mp co-conspirator. i'm not helping myself here, am i?

buy it!  you know you wanna!  we have 'em in black, too!  BLACK!

these patriotic hats for typewriter patriots come in one size with an adjustable plastic snap closure.  the cap's front has six rows of visor stitching which is really high class.  you could wear these to a gathering of billionaires at the met or stroll into a bilderberg meeting and nobody would question you because of the hat.

:  100% polyester foam front with 100% nylon mesh weave back
:  one size fits most (22.8"/58cm) except egghead aliens and people with large brain tumors
:  four color combinations to pick from
:  adjustable plastic snap closure
:  six row stitching on visor

NOTE:  creases on the hat will straighten out naturally once unpackaged and worn.  don't be a wanker about it.

One size
Circumreference, in22.80
Crown height, in3.50
Bill length, in3.03

 

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