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typewriter.works retro globe logo / holographic sticker

$15.00$16.00

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hey you! add some sparkle to your life! SPARKLE! do it with these holographic stickers. STICKERS! made from high-quality vinyl, the amazon vinyl tree forest kind! TREES! they’re easy to peel and stick thanks to the orphan monkey blood (listen carefully and you can hear the sticker scream). SCREAM! their adhesive backing ensures long-lasting durability. the unique holographic effect catches the light in a mesmerizing way to children and stoned middle-school kids, making them the ultimate eye-catcher for cruising the school in your van giving out free stickers!

STICKERS! i have more in the back!

hey you! add some sparkle to your life! SPARKLE! do it with these holographic stickers. STICKERS! made from high-quality vinyl, the amazon vinyl tree forest kind! TREES! they’re easy to peel and stick thanks to the orphan monkey blood (listen carefully and you can hear the sticker scream). SCREAM! their adhesive backing ensures long-lasting durability. the unique holographic effect catches the light in a mesmerizing way to children and stoned middle-school kids, making them the ultimate eye-catcher for cruising the school in your van giving out free stickers!

STICKERS! i have more in the back!

• hot-embossed, which creates a deep 3D pattern
• durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• fast and easy bubble-free application

NOTE: that this product is suitable for indoor use only. the sun makes the screaming audible to dogs who howl for miles around. it's disconcerting.

NOTE MORE: you know i just riff off the lame copy they give with these things and sometimes it gets weird. i don't have a van. i simply have a dark sense of humor. call this typewriter product bazaar an experiment in selling technique. yeah. that's my story and i'm sticking to it. STICKERS!

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