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typewriters don’t snitch to billionaires sticker

$1.87$11.82

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but your “phone” snitches!  and your internet browser!  stream tv?  your freaking tv snitches to billionaires!  your car.  your freaking refrigerator.  everything’s a rat these days!  we need an existential rat trap!  oh, wait!

a typewriter doesn’t snitch.  a typewriter doesn’t care whose underpants you wear.  won’t suddenly type out “wouldn’t you like to check out some porn now?”  it only cares about letting you write and then keeping to itself about what you do with what you write. it’s the technobillionaire rat trap!

it’s time the world knows there’s an alternative to surveillance capitalism. TYPEWRITERS!

but your "phone" snitches!  and your internet browser!  stream tv?  your freaking tv snitches to billionaires!  your car.  your freaking refrigerator.  everything's a rat these days!  we need an existential rat trap!  oh, wait!

a typewriter doesn't snitch.  a typewriter doesn't care whose underpants you wear.  won't suddenly type out "wouldn't you like to check out some porn now?"  it only cares about letting you write and then keeping to itself about what you do with what you write. it's the technobillionaire rat trap!

it's time the world knows there's an alternative to surveillance capitalism. TYPEWRITERS!

slap your stickers anywhere and send typewriter.works your photos for us to plaster on instagram and our nascent blog.  the technofascist elimination movement need you!  buy twenty!  stick 'em on the back of german cars!  and enormous SUVs!  and boobies!  strippers love eliminating technofascists!  it's true!  44% of all people know that.

:  white vinyl with a satin finish
:  1/8" (3.2mm) white border around the sticker
:  four sizes from 3 inch to 8
:  removable adhesive without residue
:  assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

 

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