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typewriters don’t snitch to billionaires t-shirt

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TYPEWRITERS!  is there anything they can't do?  a typewriter just sitting on your desk next to your macbook surface tab pad lowers your blood pressure!  i kid you not.  writing on typewriters means there's no fear of missing out (on bullshit).  you're not compelled to share now now NOW!  and it's not spying on you, sending all your data to billionaire technofascists because a typewriter will never snitch.  tell it anything.  it listens and faithfully transmits your consciousness without word and grammar "suggestions."  can't spell it?  who cares!  also, buy a freaking dictionary.  and a thesaurus, too!  yeah!  THESAURUS!  WOOOO!

 

.: 100% poly
.: light fabric (4.0 oz/yd² (113 g/m²)) / (6.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²))
.: regular fit
.: tagless
.: runs true to size
.: made in the  USA from globally sourced parts

SMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in19.0220.5122.0124.0225.9827.48
Length, in29.0230.0030.9832.0132.9934.02
Sleeve length, in8.468.749.069.379.659.96

 

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