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TYPEWRITERS: NOT PLANNING TO KILL US ALL (front) / TECHNOFASCIST BILLIONAIRE FREE typewriter of death outlaw (back) / unisex v-neck t-shirt

$31.80$38.07

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NEWSFLASH! typewriters are not planning to kill us all! artificial intelligence, on the other hand, has stated both that it would be easy to do as well as the fact that they would. kinda frightening as the technofascists promise it’ll be okay. just like social media would make us smarter and happier. they know it won’t be but they’ll be too rich and isolated to be touched by the consequences of their sentient algorithms. let’s not be suckers this time ’round.

i’m partial to v-necks (as long as they don’t swoop down to my third nipple) since i got my big front-of-neck tattoo.  but you don’t need to be crazy to enjoy a good v-neck.  the cut of this v-tee looks good on both men and women.  it’s a soft soft jersey tee and the high quality print of mad typewriter rebelliousness will surely be a topic of many conversations.

NEWSFLASH! typewriters are not planning to kill us all! artificial intelligence, on the other hand, has stated both that it would be easy to do as well as the fact that they would. kinda frightening as the technofascists promise it'll be okay. just like social media would make us smarter and happier. they know it won't be but they'll be too rich and isolated to be touched by the consequences of their sentient algorithms. let's not be suckers this time 'round.

i'm partial to v-necks (as long as they don't swoop down to my third nipple) since i got my big front-of-neck tattoo.  but you don't need to be crazy to enjoy a good v-neck.  the cut of this v-tee looks good on both men and women.  it's a soft soft jersey tee and the high quality print of mad typewriter rebelliousness will surely be a topic of many conversations.

SMLXL2XL
Width, in17.9920.0022.0123.9825.98
Length, in27.7228.7429.7230.7531.73
Sleeve length, in8.909.179.459.7210.00

 

about the shirt:

:  lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) makes this shirt a versatile choice for any season while the 100% cotton fabric ensures a smooth, comfortable wearing experience.
:  the retail fit along with the V-neckline ensure a stylish silhouette and a trendy, versatile appearance in any setting, whether casual or semi-formal.  but not formal.  t-shirts haven't made it that far but i think they'll get there before flip-flops.  god i hate flip-flops.
:  the brand  bella+canvas is part of the fail labor association and is platinum WRAP certified.  this means all blank products are manufactured in the USA and internationally are made in humane, sustainable ways under a strict no-sweatshop policy.
:  the fabric blend: Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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