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100% cotton zombie apocalypse survivor guarantee long sleeve crew shirt in black and almost black

$39.00$41.00

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it’s the typewriter.works the zombie apocalypse survivor guarantee! we are the only typewriter fixer-upper/art communication customizer/utter destroyer in the world offering such a radical guarantee. the WORLD!

we’re so sure your typewriter.works analog art machine will survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse that if it does not, your brains are free. FREE BRAINS!

don’t ask where we get ’em. just be glad you’ll never lack a brain. this is why we don’t cater to maga folk. they don’t have brains already and it’s not our job to cram some intelligence into their fat fucking skulls when they come crying about zombies ‘n shit. they’re already zombies. zombies afflicted with the dunning-kruger effect. poor, stupid things. they think they’re geniuses.

anyway, the shirt. this super-soft crew shirt is a good choice if you’re looking for a classic long sleeve t-shirt. CLASSIC.

BRAINS!

it's the typewriter.works the zombie apocalypse survivor guarantee! we are the only typewriter fixer-upper/art communication customizer/utter destroyer in the world offering such a radical guarantee. the WORLD!

we're so sure your typewriter.works analog art machine will survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse that if it does not, your brains are free. FREE BRAINS!

don't ask where we get 'em. just be glad you'll never lack a brain. this is why we don't cater to maga folk. they don't have brains already and it's not our job to cram some intelligence into their fat fucking skulls when they come crying about zombies 'n shit. they're already zombies. zombies afflicted with the dunning-kruger effect. poor, stupid things. they think they're geniuses.

anyway, the shirt. this super-soft crew shirt is a good choice if you're looking for a classic long sleeve t-shirt. CLASSIC.

BRAINS!

• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (149.2 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• fabric laundered by saudi associates of jared kushner
• set-in 1 × 1 baby rib collar
• tear away label

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