typewriterporsche.works

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how do you want it?

right now i’m designing a custom juwel modell 3 for a fan of wednesday from the new addams family show.  it’ll have a shadowy purple & black dahlia flower on black with clear and some glimmery gold leaf magic.  afterward, a 5-series smith-corona sterling in mother-of-pearl finish.  same client.  gonna be a gem, that one.  but first i must finish a lettera 33 in metallic gold with brass colored faux gator skin.

then i’ll be available for your machine.  

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any color

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any finish

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rough & rowdy

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or sedate museum quality

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old typewriter cases refurbished or completely rebuilt

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100% human-made original graphics by typewriter.works

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technofascist elimination movement lifetime memberships for all typewriter customers

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typewriters promote positive mental health and enhance critical thinking skills

kermit thee typewriter / glow in the dark 1964 smith-corona sterling art typewriter
kermit thee typewriter. the glow-in-the-dark smith-corona sterling portable typewriter with meso-american and flower motif
kermit thee typewriter / glow in the dark 1964 smith-corona sterling art typewriter with brass colored accents

kermit thee typewriter

flowery meso-american graphics with embossed brass faceplate, a turquoise platen and he glows in the dark! 

kermit comes with a two-year mechanical warrany.

FOR SALE NOW.

 

custom flat & satin black 1974 olivetti lettera 35 space age typewriter with shadow camo auto vinyl, custom graphics all around and a special badge to designate how this was once batman's fucking typewriter
https://typewriter.works/video/batman's-fucking-typewriter_the-director's'-cut.mp4

batman's fucking typewriter

matte black, rubbed and sanded to look like batman’s fucking typewriter, like it just rammed an exploding gas tanker after running over four fascists wearing red hats and OMG look at the graphics!  it really did that!  it’s marked with its kills like a ww2 fighter plane.  good times.  antifa then.  antifa now.

batman’s fucking typewriter has a two-year mechanical waranty.

FOR SALE AS YOU READ THIS.

 

custom mid-century modern design 1968 olympia sf ultraportable typewriter 1
batman's fucking typewriter / bottom badge and graphics
custom mid-century modern design 1968 olympia sf ultraportable typewriter 5

mister mid-mod i. elite

the 1968 olympia sf de luxe sporting the rare italic elite typeface with silver and nickel paint and mid-century modern motif panels custom designed by typewriter.works.

SOLD feb. 27, 2024.

 

custom mid-century modern design 1968 olympia sf ultraportable typewriter 2
custom mid-century modern design 1968 olympia sf ultraportable typewriter 5

Frequently Asked Questions

what if i want a specific typewriter customized but i don't have one?
no worries. we’ll find what you need, probably by winning on ebay. first, we’ll set your budget for the machine, then we’ll go get it.
how long does it take to create a custom machine?
depends. i’m a mad artist and the machine needs to talk to me. once that happens, and it will, i’ll start making it look unlike anything you’ve ever seen on a typewriter. from that beginning to the finish it’s usually around six weeks. give or take. point is, rush jobs cost more and won’t be as good. so be patient.
there is no way you can do what i have in mind.
you’re a liar. i can do anything. especially that which i’ve never done before. that’s the most fun!
cranberry sauce with cranberries or can shaped?

if it’s not can shaped, i will get drunk at dinner, telling tales like the time i was in a hollywood jail cell with ron jeremy ’cause my red headed heroin junky stripper girlfriend and i got into a fight. after thoroughly distressing the cook’s family, i’ll start telling the kids to pull my finger.

question about a custom order?

tell me about it:

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technofascist elimination h.q.

185 jb lane

sharps chapel, tn  37866

open hours

M – F:  10am – 6pm (eastern time)

S – S:  whatever i feel like

Email

a.i.sucks@typewriter.works

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